batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
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I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
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Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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