we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
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is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
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I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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