the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
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Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
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woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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