then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
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i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
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seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
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