He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize