Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
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Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
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I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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