If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
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thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
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That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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