I'm lost and stupid without you.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
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i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
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The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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