Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
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