You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
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We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
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Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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