hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
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I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
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Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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