I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
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The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
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Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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