I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
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If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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