I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
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Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
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She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
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i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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