White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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