Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
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I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
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Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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