uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
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she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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