id be glad to
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
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took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
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One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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