As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
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Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
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Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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