bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Randomize