I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
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Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
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I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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