how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
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My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
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He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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