No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
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Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
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When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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