brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
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just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
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He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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