if i died would you start the facebook group?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
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Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
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So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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