...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
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thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
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It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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