the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
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I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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