ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
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why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
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Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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