So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
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You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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