Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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