My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
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some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
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Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
tell me about the eggs
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