Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
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Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
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I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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