If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
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My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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