North Korea, Best Korea!
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
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What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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