Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
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please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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