i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
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And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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