What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
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In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
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