I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
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No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
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Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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