Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
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we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
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bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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