Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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