We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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