I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
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Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
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I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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