when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
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My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
We have so much sex to catch up on
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
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I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Randomize