We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
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So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
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Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
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