can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
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Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
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I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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