dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
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Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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