i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
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We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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