It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
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Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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