A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
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For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
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I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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