whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
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(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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